So the title sounds a little harsh, but is really f*&king not!
Some little punks let themselves into my car and lifted the following things;
1. all the CD’s, except the one in the CD player, they only took the empty case of that one!
2. My backpack, which contained clothes, a good book I bought that didnt even get to read, my mag light and leatherman, and of course my work keys… including the usb key that has all the important personal data I was working on!!!!
3. My Camera bag packed full of camera gear… including my two digital cameras!
Dirty little f&#kers! is all I can say!
I’ll add more to this post later… right now I have to go back to work… 
Hopefully when the cops take ther serial numbers the Cameras will show up. But I’m not holding out any hope….
At least the cameras can be replaced.
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Hi i’m Snotty Bubblechunks… Who the hell are you?
Follow the instructions to find your
new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject
box and forward it to friends and family. Don’t forget to
forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
participated.
The following in an excerpt from a children’s book,
“Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone
to assume new names..
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
firsthalf of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
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NEWS.com.au | Drunken orgy ends in bite charge (March 26, 2004)
See its not all warm-and-fuzzy-OMG-that-was-great-squelching-and-slurping.
Sometimes its nasty!
WTF was wrong with this guy!?!
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I dont normally take to distibute this kind of stuff via email, but this is a good forum forum this email I received today..
There is a good conclusion to this, if you have the patience to read on……….
From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than
100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give
over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Read more…
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ok… so lets see how this goes..
Links…
robustious.net/rough
Check!
Category…. interesting…
Read more…
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Everybody’s free, oh yeah… yeah…eahhh
Free to watch tv, free to sacrifice goats, free to eat red meat (or not as you see fit..), though in some states you’re not free to eat cats (what’s with that?), free to spend a day on City Cat, cruising the Brisbane river, free to get sunburnt.
We live in the lucky country, apart from the odd riot, car jacking, or unexpected flood, we really don’t have anything to complain about… but sure enough we do! (well at least I am at this point)
I’m sunburnt, it did hurt, but it doesn’t now, but the skin is about to fall off and it will again….
I’m not going to deny that someone much smarter and prettier than I, subtly suggested I apply some sunscreen, but I didn’t think we would be out that long. More fool me.
But on the flip side, I’m not as crispy as Dan was after “that jetski ride” with Adam.
There’s always a positive isn’t there.
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7-Eleven
Is this serious? Yeah…
Look like this site has hours worth of laughs on it!
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NEWS.com.au | Man marries dog for luck – then dies (February 5, 2004)
From correspondents in Kathmandu
February 5, 2004
A 75-year-old man in Nepal married a dog in a local custom to ensure good luck only to die three days later, a newspaper reported Wednesday.
With his son and other relatives by his side, Phulram Chaudhary tied the knot with a dog Saturday in Durgauli village in the southwestern Kailali district.
He was following a custom of his Tharu community which holds that an old man who regrows teeth must take a dog as a bride.
‘He believed that this would help him avoid great misfortune later in life. However, he died a few days afterward,’ the state-run daily Gorkhapatra said.
Agence France-Presse
Ok people, what would be your animal of choice to marry?
I’d have to say fish… sure it costs a bit to court them and get you house fitted out as a fish friendly environment, but they are cheap to feed, and have short memories.
Oh and if you ever have to get a divorce from one th property settlement is easy, they get everything that’s covered with water!
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Eve, Adam….
I think this is what everyone is looking for….
YOUR PERFECT MAN/WOMAN: (almost entirely stolen from Eve) Someone whose eyes will light up when I enter a room, who makes me laugh so much it hurts, who will cook with me, someone who will love regardless of what I look like, who will challenge and stimulate me, who will surprise me everyday with a new insight or knowledge, who will be able to sass me and rein me back in when I’m being a imbecile, whose natural fragrance will physically affect me every time I smell her, who I will trust to read my personal diary, and love me for who I am. Someone who will understand my tangents, enjoy the things that I do for her and manage me when I?m being lazy.
And beleive me kids… it exists 
*big cheesy grins*
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Six Times! Thats lovely dear….
I turn my back for a few weeks and look what happens…
Now Adam has always talked a little too much… so we’ve always heard more than we need to know about his exploits (I’ll use the term losely….) now I open my friendly web browser and here is a new person… talking a little too much.
I’m happy for you Rach, really I am, Belly Button rings are cute (on chicks), and as a guy I reckon a tounge ring would come in real handy (and just as handy for a girl I’d imagine), ‘cept I’m unco and would probably end up chipping all my teeth, or worse, getting it stuck somewhere…
I’m not sure where I was going with this post…. better go back to work…
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