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threatened

April 3rd, 2008

I’ve asked politely, nagged, demanded, threatened and then out and out blackmailed Adam to update this damned site.

Instead it appears he is far too busy and important to write a few paragraphs here.

I threatened to post incriminating photos of him. Unfortunately when he behaves the worst I’m generally there with him. I threatened to post incriminating stories. Again, see above.

What I will say instead is since his 30th birthday his hair is going greyer at an incredibly fast rate and now his ears are sprouting hair. He goes to bed at 9:00 p.m. and gets up at 5:00 a.m. to *shudder* go to the gym and he eats a lot of steamed vegetables and grilled meats.

It’s a sad existence but he seems to be enjoying it.

So what I really wanted to say is if he doesn’t update by tonight the stories and photos are coming out.

So Adam, think of the world having to hear those stories and see those photos. Think of the children…………

Lucy Uncategorized

london

April 29th, 2007

Adam has just landed in the UK.

His first question was what time was it back here. When being told it was 5:30 p.m. he stated, and I quote,“Cool, time for beer”.

It was 8:30 a.m. over there.

England is in for a whole world of pain over the next fortnight.

Lucy Uncategorized

adam update

March 5th, 2007

Sorry, just Lucy again. I’ve been asked to update while Adam’s in a communication black hole.

Adam is currently taking some downtime after the week from hell.

If you’re a Sydneysider who experienced the awful thunderstorm on Sunday night, just know that although he is mourning and thoroughly miserable he gets to experience this all week.

island

I know, it’s a hard life.

In fact last night he spent playing Bingo with his parents, because that’s how he rolls.

He’s getting over the double whammy of Phillipa passing away, and breaking up with Katie on his birthday but he’s still talking (really, unless he’s got a mouthful of cement he’s never going to stop talking) and I think a week away on a gorgeous island is a good start.

And if he keeps up the bingo and occasionally seeing topless girls on the beach (the highlight of the week so far) he might even have a decent holiday.

Wish him luck.

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Happy Birthday

February 27th, 2007

It’s Adam’s birthday today, as you can tell from his last post he’s not feeling so great, so please comment, e-mail or call him and wish him a happy birthday.

Because he is terribly old and touchy about it (heh) I won’t tell you the age.

But please send him some love.

(Jasey – Go on, you know he loves your man love :) )

Lucy Uncategorized

sorry to disappoint you…

February 21st, 2007

Hello.

So, turns out Adam has suffered a major lapse of judgement and decided to give me an account to write on this here page.

I’m pretty sure he will live to regret it, but meh, live and learn Adam.

As you may have noticed he hasn’t updated in a while. Mainly because his life revolves around work, a bit of sleep, exercising (freak), and more work. The last 4 weekends have revolved around travelling interstate and the next 4 + weeks looks the same.

In between that he’s been heading home for quality Uncle time, Adam is the proud uncle of a gorgeous new born nephew and is completely smitten.

Plus there may actually be a new girl, but we don’t know much about her yet so I’ll let Adam give you more detaill about that if he wants to.

So between selling out to corporate whoredom, devoted Uncle-dom and keeping up a ridiculous exercise regime he’s not going to be updating here much. Which means, unfortunately for you, you may get some more of me. Sorry.

Adam, a few friends and I will be heading to the annual Ferris Bueller love in at the outdoor cinemas this week which has been a Sydney tradition first started in 2004. Expect Adam to be a sick puppy at work the next day.

Lucy

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Ok so since the boy

February 23rd, 2004

Ok so since the boy is nowhere near a computer probably for the first time in years I’ve been instructed to give a run down of what Adams been up to.

: He arrived safe and sound. His highlight of the flight was the alcohol he consumed on the plane. Mind you he was on an 8:30 a.m. flight. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again he’s an alcoholic.

: The boy was taken shopping and he now has a new wardrobe, I’m going to give him uber-brownie points for being completely open to anything I suggested. Didn’t like dirty denim? Now has two pairs. Didn’t think he could wear gorgeous striped and patterned shirts? Now his favourite. Men’s leather slides? Wears them with everything. Chunky gorgeous men’s watches? Check. Needless to say he looks gorgeous.

: He actually turned his work mobile off for probably the first time in years. And I wish I was lying but he twitched for the first couple of days, physical withdrawal symptoms over your phone not ringing is wrong on so many different levels.

: He’s loving being in Sydney at the moment and it suits him. He’s been dragged willingly to the Art gallery, hung out on Manly Beach with Rachel, gone for afternoon drinks at one of the locals, tried a “Sydney” pub and absolutely loved it and has just generally been soaking up the Sydney sun and atmosphere.

He finally met the Talented Mr Caraxus and as I feared they get along like a house on fire. So much so they have two more dates before he goes home, I predict man babies before the end of the year.

: He’s handling the Sydney traffic like he’s been born and bred on these roads, even if he has a penchant for illegal u-turns at sets of lights.

: Apparently his plan for the holiday though is to save money by not eating properly, sleeping little and then drinking. Needless to say there is muchos tiredness for all but it does make the days seem longer which is a good thing as he’s already halfway through his trip.

: He’s done the SYdney tourist thing and rode the Monorail and had heart palpitations in Centrepoint Tower and rode the ferries and taken lots of photos.

: He’s finding that wearing decent clothes leads to more girls thinking he’s gorgeous. After going out for dinner and drinks with a couple of my friends one of then was decidedly taken with the boy. He’s now convinced it’s the clothes only and not the fact that he’s an entertaining and charming boy. I keep saying if wearing new clothes ups the odds of getting some them just accept that fact and move on.

: Seeing a deliriously tired Adam singing and dancing to Jamelia’s Superstar is probably the most disturbing sight of the trip.

: It’s his birthday Friday and there will be much drinking after we finally go see Ferris Bueller ( I’ll confess I haven’t seen this movie yet, but Adam, Caraxus and others have threatened to stop being friends with me if I don’t see it pronto). So I’m just putting out a warning that the likelihood of drunken phone calls from Adam Friday night is quite high.

: I’m going to miss him like crazy when he goes.

Lucy Uncategorized

C’mon kids play fair

February 6th, 2004

So, it’s been a while since I posted here but every now and then I get the itch to have my say. And because Adam was silly enough to provide a password and account on which to post on this site I can and I will.

So if you haven’t noticed there’s been some comments left on sciron.org that aren’t relevant much to the post they’re connected to but more of a personal nature towards Adam. You can find the most recent ones here My problem with this (and you have no idea the restraint I’m putting on myself here) is that they lack, hmm what should we call it let’s try, balls.

I’m, as you can probably tell, opinionated, sassy, bitchy and fiercely loyal and protective of Adam. And when someone chooses to essentially kick the boy and run my little maternal instinct for him steps up.

When you have and write in a blog you put yourself, your life, your plans and your thoughts out there for people to read, question or comment on. This can be the coolest thing in the world. However when people in your life read these personal posts, even after you’ve asked them not to, you find yourself censoring what you write.

That’s where Adam is now, people from not only his workplace but personal life who he didn’t and doesn’t want reading this page, mainly beca se they’ve done it behind his back without being honest and upfront and let him know. Or they’re not aware that there are very simple rules to this problem which can be found here.

This sucks. This is Adams personal site which he started to document his life and the events that occur in it. He should be able to write whatever he feels like it. But that’s not how it is and people are still reading it and not always agreeing with what he says.

Essentially if you don’t agree with something Adam says you have two choices,

1) Get over it, choose to write it off as simply another persons’ opinion which you may not agree with. Essentially get a life.

2) Or get your own site and reply on it, leave a comment, start a discussion. That’s the whole reason for the commenting system.

Two very simple choices.

Yet if you want to express your opinion, have your say, contradict something Adam said or just participate in a discussion take responsibility for it. If you believe in what you’re saying be a proper man/woman and put your name to it. Calling him a liar and then offering no evidence to back it up with, like your name and a contact point, is fucking cowardly. If you believe Adam is the biggest arsehole in the world who treated you badly and is an abomination that’s fine. But if you choose to say that on his page own it.

That is all. If you don’t agree with anything I’ve said either leave a comment – with a name or a valid e-mail address, or contact me at my page and we can have a normal conversation that hopefully doesn’t resort to name calling and childish antics. If no name or address is left again I’m not going to waste my time and bother responding. Your choice.

Lucy Uncategorized

Adam is a blatant lying piece of scum

January 7th, 2004

I will make this very short and sweet.

Yes I have given up smoking, kudos to all those who have quit before me because frankly it sucks the big one. And while I would pretty much do anything for just a single cigarette right now i downright refute Adam’s claim that I offered many bizarre kinky sexual favours for said cigarette.

If I wanted 3 minutes of downright banal (pun not intended), and boring sex Adam would be my boy. But considering we’ve discussed this and the general consensus is I wouldn’t touch him with a 10 foot pole I’d say my offering any sexual favours to Adam are an out and out lie.

What is true though is that I’ve been taking the majority of my frustration out on Adam, for this I sincerely apologise. He is an amazing boy with endless amounts of patience and I find it weird that he still talks to me after my recent behaviour. ( That doesn’t cancel out the above pole comment though)

Lucy Uncategorized

Wishes for Christmas

December 18th, 2003

* That Adam stop harassing me to post here, I have nothing to say, being a girl though I will try.
* That someone would buy me a genuine Hermes Birkin bag, red or black please.
* That Adam would get laid or just a blow job, anything really.
* That I come back from holidays as brown as a mocca coffee, minus the skin cancer.
* That my sister get over being heartbroken by the Dr. After all he is an arrogant wanker.
* That I get to see Adam more this year.
* That I don’t have to spend one more day on reception.
* That I don’t fuck up at uni and I become an awesome kick-arse lawyer who doesn’t take people up the arse for money.
* That Dr Harry comes and visits my cat Lily, she’s got problems.
* That I actually start my Christmas shopping tonight so I don’t end up having a panic attack in some shopping centre on Christmas Eve, again.
* That I get to see all my family i want to see and none that I don’t.
* That Adam would stop being such a tight arse and buy me the said Hermes bag, I mean honey it’s only $20,000.
* That wearing flat shoes didn’t automatically make you feel all lesbiany and dwarf-like.

That is all, I don’t think thats too much to ask.

Oh, and

* World peace, that would be kinda cool. First step take down George Dubya, appoint Michael Moore.

Now, that is definitely all.

Lucy Uncategorized

Ok kids, we’ve got a

December 10th, 2003

Ok kids, we’ve got a bit of a guest blogger today being channelled through me. This was left on Adams guestbook a while back and he forwarded it to me. Now Adam not having the balls to post it, I took it upon myself to spread the tourettes love below to the world.
If anyone’s offended by gross language, avert your eyes from the screen k. I personally find it hilarious and it’s actually written by someone who works with Adam and is in a position to comment about the childish gossiping that’s rife amongst the kids Adam works with. So enjoy

“Hey Adam, great site, very entertaining…..lol Just a pity bout’all the dumb-f**k, wankerheads that feel the need to tune in everyday simply to make their sad little lives seem oh! just a tad more worthwhile…….newsflash! Ain’t gonna happen……reading about your sexploits, no matter how exagerated, really is’nt a social boost, more a reflection of just how pathetic and mundane they really are. Like hello, visiting this site and spreading the content is’nt that original, it’s been done before – hey like some skanky ho’s we work with – done before (many, many, many times:)) Anyway, guess the point of this rant is, there’s only one thing worse than a toss-pot and that’s a s**t-spreading, immature toss-pot! So for those who fall into this catagory who are reading this, and believe me there are a few! Wake up! Smell the 3 day old cum stains and get the f*#! over yourselves!! Thank-you and goodnight……..:) “

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