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So in my infinite wisdom I decided this new years I wouldn’t make any concrete plans and just go with the flow. Well this line of thinking had me going to work on Wednesday finish work at around 4:30 and going home getting changed into my party clothes and jumping on my bike and heading for the land of hippies pot and great beaches. And so my adventure begins….

So im cruising down the highway at warp 10 on my Yamaha R6 ok so it doesn’t go warp 10 its more like only warp 6 no police to slow me down and im in Byron with 2 hours. Now if you didn’t know Byron is a pretty popular place on new years eve they don’t allow any cars into the city unless you have special permits or you ride a sexy as hell motorcycle. Go option 2 all the way

So I cruise into town park in front of the police station figure that’s the safest place and wander into town, im greeted with the scene of hundreds and hundreds of people wandering around the streets beers and bongs in hand. I swear I was the only non chemical enhanced person in Byron at this point in time. So i wander down the beach hotel to find out there was a small kink in my plans, it seems I needed tickets to get into all the major places to drink all I can say is Ghey. Anyway not being one to get discouraged I proceeded to wander Byron looking for alcohol.

The Great Northern Hotel turned out to be my path to debauchery. I wander inside order a beer look at my watch 9:30 cool I got a few hours all is good. Anyway started chatting to some people from coffs harbor real nice folk they drag me along to this dance party in the middle of Byron of course they are E’ing off their heads and I’ve had like two beers im feeling a little out of place. So I let them know im heading back to the bar to get a bit more in the mood to dance and ill meet them later, its about this time I run into one of the girls from work that was down in Byron chat for a bit then I get inside the bar.

I look at my watch cool its 10:30 I’ve got ages to get smashed. So order two tequila’s and a beer chaser. Rinse and repeat another 5 times. Suddenly Dan is smacked in the head by the Tequila train im feeling good. So I feeling pretty cruisey watching one of the TV’s in the bar when the Sydney Harbor lights up with fireworks, I look at my watch its 11:00pm WTF oh christ day light saving. Good one Dan but all was not lost as I was soon to find out

anyway I start chatting up this girl and her friend they drag me back the dance party we dance at some point I kiss her she kisses back next thing I know im back at her friends place. So lets just say fun was had by all and that’s the most you will get out of me, I look out the window notice some pre dawn action going on so I pull on some clothes and take a bolt down to the beach to watch the sun come up on a new year. There’s something special about watching the sun come up sitting on a beach with a few scattered party goers. Mission accomplished I head back to the place where I crashed and go back to sleep.

Wake up a few hours later wish the girl farewell, different states of residence never works so I was honest and said I probably would never see her again, lets just leave it at a good night. Hitch a ride into town, check on the bike everything is cool, go down to the beach swim for a bit eat some food and then jump back on the bike and ride home. Find a nice crazy person that’s doing 170km/hr all the way home so I tuck in behind and just cruise back to brizzie its always fun to find someone that’s going to bust the radar traps before I get there

So there you have it. One of the most fun nights I’ve had in awhile

On a side note…..somewhere during the nights activities it was remarked on how well i can kiss.(hey take pride in everything you do) So im going to see what my kiss to shag ratio is going to be like this year. Obviously y goal is for every girl that i kiss to enjoy it so much she wants to take me home and get jiggy with it

Hey everyone should have a goal in life and thats going to be one of mine

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So this is a two part post, first an answer to my own question.

I do all sorts of silly romantic things all the time for the girls I like, slipping into their office and leaving a present on their desk and disappearing dropping a favorite song on there desktop when they are having a bad day, plus heaps of other things. Ok now be aware that when I was in my 6 year relationship I wasn’t nearly as romantic as I could have been, ive been making up for this in a big way since then. So probably one that stands out was they day I proposed, I rang A up from work and told her to pack her bags we were going somewhere, didn’t tell her anything more than that, pack one of everything and she should be set. Drove down to this bed and breakfast down the coast to a B&B called Northridge have the most amazing dinner, we were the only ones there that weekend slipped into the spa which overlooks the gold coast, anyway I propose she says yes we have a great weekend. Here’s the kicker I didn’t get laid !! Should have seen that as a sign to come.

Part 2
Dans Poontang report for the weekend.
So I go out on Friday night to a friends birthday lots of booze plus Chinese food and karoke is an interesting mix. So this girl comes up to me and starts questioning me about the girl I slept with 2 weeks ago(they are friends) didn’t you like her, was she bad in bed etc etc, im like nah its just no spark so…Then she pulls out the line that all guys like to hear….

So Dan I hear your a great fuck !!

Guaranteed to bring a smile to any guys face Im like yeah I try my best so she goes and tells all the single girls at the party said information, Dan now has street cred things are going well. Now I didn’t get laid that night but the word is out and that’s all good for the upcoming Christmas party.

“Edited due to the fact i dont feel like sharing this part of my life with anyone else anymore”

Stay tuned for this weekends report of my adventures at the gym christmas party.

Oh and Rach i heard you are a total hottie, whats the chance of you posting a pic

Dan

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Whats the most romantic thing you have ever done for a girl or guy you liked ? and whats the most romantic thing someone has done for you ?

Oh and i would be remiss if i didn’t ask did you or they get laid for the effort ?

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Anyway first things first

EVE there has never been an ugly girl that ive slept with, frankly if you sleep anytime in the first 24 hours your doing something wrong, pop a no doze and keep on shagging

Ok now that?s out of the way,

Sex is all about control !! sure on the surface people like to give and receive pleasure but deep down inside its all one big power trip making someone go weak at the knees, scream your name to the heavens then pass out from the most amazing orgasim of their lives, is what its all about. Call me vain like I care !!! I want every girl I sleep with to think back and go damn that was a good shag I so wish my current boyfriend, husband etc etc, knew half of what Dan did or put in a quarter of the effort.

The whole slut v’s nice girl thing?

Well since I seem to be the manwhore of this board I think I might toss in my two cents worth. It is a catch 22 men want a girl that has plenty of sexual expierence(noone want?s a starfish) but they want it from a virgin. The solution thank your lucky stars if you land a wilcat in the sack and just don?t ask question your probably not going to like the answers anyway. As Eve said and pretty good advice just half his number and don?t break his little heart

How should the morning after thing work?

Be honest, if it was just a shag tell them, if they ask for your phone number don?t do the slack thing and give them a fake one, just say thanks babe that was great catch you around(this comes better from a girl to a guy, deep down we like to be taken advantage of)

From the male prospective, if a girl sleeps with a guy on the first night is there any chance of a relationship happening?

Well if I really like the girl then yes a relationship can happen, hey it can make things a bit easier you get the scary bit out of the way first and try and get to know the person without worrying about the physical part of it.

Now hows this for a kicker I met this girl(I know I know how unusual) who I really liked now as you might of guessed I was the fuck first ask name later sort of guy, which actually resulted in very few relationships. Well this one I thought hmm maybe if I don?t sleep with her and get to know her then It might work. Guess what she dumped me because I knocked her back twice and wouldn?t sleep with her, hell I was just waiting for a romantic time to ?Make Love?

So you cant really win, so shag first, least you get a bit of fun

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Hey nice to meet you SexyAngel,

You bring up some interesting points, as for a fascination with blow jobs, to be honest I think ive only gotton head around 6 times from that list of women, so ive lead a very oral deprived life. This may be due to the fact that I love going down so maybe the girls didn?t think they needed to go down in order for me to go down. Ergh who knows!!

Maybe you girls can answer that little question: Do you feel more inclined to chew the bone if a guy takes the dive first ??

Something I forgot to mention, while having sex with lots of different people does lead to some exciting encounters and it sure does increase your sexual repotire, something ive never had a complaint for having

The fact that your only usually sleeping with each person usually twice you never get that intimate knowledge that allows you to give someone maximum pleasure as by the time your getting the gist of what they like, its in a cab and out the door.

Id like nothing more than to meet a girl that I connect with both mentally and physically and shag her rotten for the rest of my days, ive come close to finding these girls but sometimes things just don?t work so until that happens it?s a life of cheap thrills for me even if its just a meaningless release of pent up sexual desire.

So to sum it up im all for the sex with one person deal if you can get it but in the meantime……….If any girls out there are just looking for a Fuck Buddy you can reach me here

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To start off hello Eve,

Im not trying to offend im just posting the truth, i dont pull punches if its the one thing ive learnt recently and thats just be honest. If i girl cant handle the fact that ive led a varied and interesting life both in and out of the bedroom then thats just tough i wont hide who i am behind bull shit and lies.

Im not particularly proud of the fact that i only remember the names of a quarter of the girls ive slept with. But thats what happens when your party hard. !! As for the comments on strippers and spit roasts, would you prefer the term exotic dancers ?? they take their clothes off for money and they were good in bed, thats the truth and i was telling it how it was. And im quite proud of coining the spit roast phrase it does wonders for the imagination

What i posted here was more of a factual account of my sexual history, im not ashamed of the fact that ive slept around, i was single i had the urge to get laid so i went and did it, and each one has taught me something that i can take to the next encounter, and yes i could have written a page about each encounter since i can actually remember them as if they happened yesterday. But i figured i just give a brief account of the thing that stood out. The joys of having a almost photographic memory

So yes Eve i am a charmer it just depends on what my goal is, wether its to make you fall in love with me or if i just want to get laid for the night.

Oh and as for partners i never ask a girl how many guys shes slept with, because honestly i dont want to know,

Girls Faking it
Id rather a girl say look hun its not going to happen than to moan and groan a bit, then say ooo that was good. And the reason for this you may ask…well number of reasons
1. Honesty if a girl lies about getting off what else is she lying about.
2. Every woman is different somethings do it for her somethings dont, if shes faking it how will we learn what does get her off.

Dans Handy hint for the Day
Oh and for the boys out there, handy hint, get your lady to blow her top first then it doesn’t matter if you take 5 hours, 5 mins or 5 secs shes satisfied your satisfied, well unless the girls one of those that likes to be rodgered silly for hours on end, if this is the case your on your own.

Hmm posting this stuff is adictive

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Head Count

If were talking penetrative sex then its

hmm

As i remember them and please forgive me ive lead a hazy life of alchol and other prohibative substances
theres a few more in there somewhere i just cant remember anything much about them, so ive only listed the ones i solidly remember and dont included numerous blowjobs handjobs and other sinful things one person can do to another.

And there were quite a few repeat offenders from the list below usually a couple of months apart but since were listing individualy shags/ one night stands

Oh and for some background im aged 28 started shagging at 19 i was a late bloomer and had a monogamous relationship from 22 to 28. all otheres apart from number 16 and 18 were one nighters

1. The one i lost my virginity to in a game of spin the bottle
2. The one about a hour after the first cause my best mate couldn’t do the deed since he had a girlfriend (remember its all about your mates )
3. Cute brunette – The first of the ones i actually remember the names to but wont post due to privacy
4. A blond – this one actually broke my heart
5. Some girl i picked up outside a night club not bad took me about 5 mins of tuning, also the one me and some mates tagged teamed ( go the spit roast)
6. Another easy mark from the Gig did this one in an abondoned shoppi g center
7. Cute little brunette she picked my up in her boyfirends car egh i didn’t know the guy sooo….
8. A hot little stripper – this was one of my favorites ” she comes up and says So when are you gunna take me home and fuck me” my response, umm let me grab a quick drink and were off
9 and 10. Hmm another gig girl and her friend – im sensing a patern
11. A girl picked up a a train station the joys of working security and having handcuffs
12. A goth chick, not sure how i ended up here but hey
13. A married girl – did this once and will never do another married women again
14. Another stripper – you just cant beat sexually liberated woman
15. Hmm my first red head didn’t do anything in the sack so i passed it off to someone less fortunate than me.
16. My girlfriend of 6 years (btw ive never cheated on someone i was going out on so)
17. A tasty little chickie that i met at the Zoo
18. Unbelievable – this one rocked my world and broke my heart
19. A nice girl i took home on the weekend just gone

Hmm theres also about as many again that i should have pushed aside any morals that i had and just gone and got laid. But i choose not to….And all i can say to that is if someone ever offers you a shag and sleeping with them wont cause any emotional or physical issues take both your hands place them together say a quick amen to the lord and worry about begging forgiveness tomorrow (This last community message is directed at single people only – cheating on someone is for losers, at least break it off before you nail something new)

On consistency

3 to 4 times a week is good, once the initial 7 days 3 or 4 times a day period has worn off

On the line between BJ and all-the-way

It is my opinion that oral sex is by far a more intimate act than just straight banging

Well there you go adam you wanted it you got it

Dan uncut, well acutally i am cut GO THE HELMET !!!

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Well i thought i might post on this since matt seems to think i might offend the female population

How boys can switch their emotions off so easily?

Well this is an easy one, we switch off to survive believe it or not guys do feel, but we are expected just to sort our crap out and get on with the job at hand. And frankly the best way to o this is take the focus away from the heart and back to the groin thats right ladies and gents best way to get over a relationship to the get your fuck on with someone new. (Got dumped by my fiance after 6 years, was depressed for a whole month until i got my fuck on, and praise the lord i was Born again)

Boys and their toys

Hey i wont preach on this im the worst for this sort of thing but as the boys have said its similiar as to why girls buy things, we like shiney new toys to !!

Pet names for penises

Hmm never done this, ive joked about it “Have you met my mate Stanley” ” Stanley” “Like the power Drill” !! ….if you dont know the quote your missing out on a sad part of the 80′s

This one is not for me, it’s on the behalf of a girl I was speaking to today who was complaining that after sex all her boyfriend does is roll over and go to sleep

Hmm speaking for myself here, but i dont fall asleep generally im bouncing off the walls and its the girl begging me to let her sleep cause shes all shagged out. egh what can you do you ask… let em sleep for an hour while you stand on the balcony butt naked drinking a beer then come back and wake em up with a little oral lovin

Now just because a girl has breasts doesn’t mean that non eye contact while talking with her is cool

They have a magnetic quality about them, but then so does just about any part of a girls bod. Cant stop looking but try and make it a little less obvious

Once again disregarding Adam and the boys, how boys can be good friends with another guy yet never have a conversation longer than 5 minutes that doesn’t involve, beer, chicks and sport. What do you actually talk about

Same as matt here i never forget those that have wronged me, i still remember every single bastard that owes me money and if i ever see them well it aint going to be pretty…..

Hanging onto the t-shirt you first got lucky in, the hat you got (insert favourite sporting guy) to autograph, I completely understand that. But wearing said ratty t-shirt/hat in public? Piece of advice, if you ever want to get laid again, leave the offending article of clothing at home or for drinking with the boys

I actually have one of these shirts well not the one i first got laid in, but the shirt has some serious mojo attached to it, it just happens to attract married women. hmmm im working on changing this

Fascination with video games

Easy answer males are competive in everything we do, if we cant beat another living human then a computer will have to do

The constant rearranging of yourself

If it dangles it will get in the way, its a law of nature.

Still on shoes

The female equivilant of boys and toys. Most women live by the motto, “She who dies with the most shoes WINS!!!”

Women who have never had an orgasm
Well i have a friend who refuses to let herself have an orgasm as she thinks it would intail giving to much of herself to someone else…..Me i say have as many as you can its not like your going to run out

Well there it is, My take on the world at large

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