I’ve asked politely, nagged, demanded, threatened and then out and out blackmailed Adam to update this damned site.
Instead it appears he is far too busy and important to write a few paragraphs here.
I threatened to post incriminating photos of him. Unfortunately when he behaves the worst I’m generally there with him. I threatened to post incriminating stories. Again, see above.
What I will say instead is since his 30th birthday his hair is going greyer at an incredibly fast rate and now his ears are sprouting hair. He goes to bed at 9:00 p.m. and gets up at 5:00 a.m. to *shudder* go to the gym and he eats a lot of steamed vegetables and grilled meats.
It’s a sad existence but he seems to be enjoying it.
So what I really wanted to say is if he doesn’t update by tonight the stories and photos are coming out.
So Adam, think of the world having to hear those stories and see those photos. Think of the children…………
