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Another story from my past…

For Christmas one year I bought my boyfriend (the one before Peter) a PlayStation which cost me a bloody fortune. He then went out and bought a heap of games to go with it. Three weeks after Christmas we broke up and when he wasn’t at home, I went around to see his father (who thought I was just perfect – a real little angel ), saw the PlayStation sitting on the floor and said to his father “I think I’ll take that”. He replied, “After the way he has treated you, he doesn’t deserve it” and he helped me pack it into the box which was still sitting in the corner of the room.

The next day I ran in to the boyfriend I had before the arsehole above and he mentioned that he was off to buy a PlayStation – “Well what do ya know”, I said. “I happen to have a three week old one in the back of the car if you want to buy it”. I sold it to him for the full price I paid!!

After this I wrote a note to my ex and told him that if he wanted to know where his PlayStation was he should contact …

Now, I don’t want you to get the wrong impression, I am lovely – just ask me…

Adam Uncategorized sex and love

Stolen ever-so-eloquently from Lucy, I am going to write my 2008 Mission Statement.

1. I will lose 7.5 – 10 kilos (let’s be honest, I probably won’t get down to 85, so let’s be realistic)
2. I will run a marathon
3. I will turn 30 (pretty much inevitable, but hey, i’m just glad to be making it to 30)
4. I will move back to Sydney
5. I will travel a lot back to Brisbane
6. I will get 7 digits into debt
7. I will move in with the girl
8. I will leave a couple of aces up my sleeve

Adam

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Fantastic music from Scrubs, certainly my favourite TV show at the moment……

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Hey, aint life wonderful? wonderful, wonderful, wonderful… isnt it wonderful
Now?

I close my eyes when I get too sad
I think thoughts that I know are bad
Close my eyes and I count to ten
Hope its over when I open them

I want the things that I had before
Like a star wars poster on my bedroom door
I wish I could count to ten
Make everything be wonderful again

Hope my mom and I hope my dad
Will figure out why they get so mad
Hear them scream, I hear them fight
They say bad words that make me wanna cry

Close my eyes when I go to bed
And I dream of angels who make me smile
I feel better when I hear them say
Everything will be wonderful someday

Promises mean everything when youre little
And the worlds so big
I just dont understand how
You can smile with all those tears in your eyes
Tell me everything is wonderful now

Please dont tell me everything is wonderful now

I go to school and I run and play
I tell the kids that its all okay
I laugh aloud so my friends wont know
When the bell rings I just dont wanna go home

Go to my room and I close my eyes
I make believe that I have a new life
I dont believe you when you say
Everything will be wonderful someday

Promises mean everything when youre little
And the world is so big
I just dont understand how
You can smile with all those tears in your eyes
When you tell me everything is wonderful now

No
No, I dont wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now
No
No, I dont wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now

I dont wanna hear you say
That I will understand someday
No, no, no, no
I dont wanna hear you say
You both have grown in a different way
No, no, no, no
I dont wanna meet your friends
And I dont wanna start over again
I just want my life to be the same
Just like it used to be
Some days I hate everything
I hate everything
Everyone and everything
Please dont tell me everything is wonderful now…

I dont wanna hear you tell me everything is wonderful now

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Fuck me I haven’t laughed so hard in a long time

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