Ok, maybe that header was a little harsh:
1. Went here -> http://www.brazilianbeauty.com.au;
2. Got waxed (p.s - to my brother, i’m sorry you had to read this!);
3. Took girlfriend along with me;
4. Talked in-fucking-cessantly the whole time because I was shitting myself..
4.1 It doesn’t hurt at all where you think it’s going to kill (that really shocked me)
4.2 FARK ME, it stings where you think it will be zero-pain (that weirded me out)
5. These were my reaction(s)
5.1 I went ‘grrrr, that.hurt’ three times
5.2 Wow, that looks … ‘different’
5.3 Wow, that looks pretty cool
5.4 Oooh, smoooth 
5.5 I wonder what hers looks like 5.6 I’ll be back
6. And yes, after you get over seeing it for the first 24 hours, it feels fucking fantastic
A
22:02 on July 5th, 2007
I know you just didn’t call all of the girls out there wimps when you actually said ow THREE TIMES while being waxed.
Soft.
15:47 on July 6th, 2007
Hmmmmm, considered child birth lately….???
15:28 on July 9th, 2007
So I must clarify here…. basically the (much fairer!) sex would have us all believe that getting waxed ‘down there’ (tehehe, I love saying that, it sounds so ye-olde english and prudish that it makes me homer-like giggle) is this GOD-AWFUL-PAIN-AND-DAMMIT-MEN-SHOULD-BE-BEGGING-FOR-GODS-GRACE-BECAUSE-WE-DO-IT-ALL-FOR-YOU!!!!
And to that I say… *rubbish!*
1. It feels fucking fantastic (hell, for that alone i’m addicted)
2. It looks fucking fantastic (seriously, sooo much neater, so much less ‘ugh’ and so much more likely get get your partners tongue between your legs is a great thing, for either sex!)
3. Did I mention it feels fantastic…
But most important of all, (for the fairer sex) it’s been widely used as a leveraging tool of ‘how wonderful I am to my boyfriend!’….
pffft! … I’d be getting it done matter what, and i’m betting a few dollars that you’re more than happy getting waxed south of the border….
So don’t be bringing me this ‘blah blah blah, it’s so painful, we do it all for you’ … women are the most enduring people on the planet and as amazing as you are, you’re far smarter than us bunch of boorish idiots and know you’re onto a good thing when you find one
I’m just here doing a community service to dispel the myth, that be all
Adam
p.s - Go watch ‘Knocked Up’ …. just seeing the crowning shot (yeah, the really do you show you a National Geographic version of it… to which the whole cinema [me included] goes silent in shock) tells me that us men have no.fucking.idea.about.pain
p.p.s - I’ve had women give birth and do Oxfam, and tell me that they’d rather go back for 24 hours of child birth labour than redo Oxfam….. that fucking scares me…..
22:18 on July 9th, 2007
Sorry dude, I’ve been waxed more times than I can count and only once was it for a guy.
Like you pointed out it looks and feels fantastic, and that’s why I do it. And if he likes it, then that’s a good bonus.
So I don’t know which girls you’ve been talking to but no, I can’t say I’ve ever lorded the pain of waxing over you. Mainly because that’s retarded.
18:41 on July 11th, 2007
Yeah (and as much as it pains me to say this), that’s because you’re fucking cool…
Unlike many douchebag women who believe that if you’re not winning, you’re clearly losing… *sigh*…
Adam
20:40 on July 11th, 2007
*sigh* Aren’t you just a nice boy???
21:11 on July 12th, 2007
Hahaha!
You put it in writing. Big mistake.
(And we always knew it was true)
9:51 on July 13th, 2007
Hmmm, good point! Pity there’s no ‘Unsay It!’ button to push! - True or not, he talks about himself enough already, right?
(Although we do keep coming back to this site….)