Chicken Vs Peter, Part 3
Things that have happened/are happening
In no particular sequence:
1. I sold my car (sob)
2. I just got my motorcycle licence
3. I’m buying a motorcycle (probably this week… black… fast)
4. I need a TV
5. Even though I have the money, I haven’t yet bought a couch
6. My nephew didn’t ball his eyes out when he saw me last week, huzzah!
7. I miss Sydney …. rephrase: I miss the *people* in Sydney
8. This much time without sex is starting to drive.me.fucking.mad .. I realised I become a very angry character when I don’t get any
9. I have the half marathon to run this weekend, i’m going to struggle
10. I will be in Sydney as of Wednesday-week for two weeks.. yay!
11. My new housemate drinks, smokes (her only flaw!), likes girls breasts even more than I do (seriously, she really does), swears a lot, is very clean, plays the stereo (but not blaringly loud), is clean, isn’t a fuckwit/psycho/imbecile, pays her bills/rent on time(!), is clean, is funny, likes the family guy and (by far most importantly!) i’m not remotely attracted to her (no boobs you see)…. I think i’m in housemate heaven.
12. She also leaves me funny notes on the table taking the piss out of me turning myself into spare parts now that i’m getting a bike. I actually find this quite funny…..
13. I’m getting two new staff to work for me (both in Sydney though), though I have already hired one person here, with a second one to come (also in Brisbane, yay for my towers of control!)
14. I’m working hard and doing lots of gym, but eating far too much shit, so i’ve still stacked on some weight (though, ironically, i’m fitter… go figure)
15. My parents will lose.their.fucking.minds when they find out I have a motorcycle…
16. I have nothing else at this moment
Adam
QLD
1. I moved to QLD
2. I’m very tired (project moves have gone appalling.. worst i’ve ever seen…) - Thankfully that’s not my fault
3. I cried the first night I was in my unit. Not because I was sad, just because I was so.fucking.overwhelmed with the concept of being a homeowner (no, the mortgage doesn’t phase me in the slightest, btw)
4. I’m already talking about tearing down a wall and installing new lights (fuck me, i’ve become one of them already!)
5. I still need to drive QLD< ->NSW twice more in the next 5 days.. i’m not looking forward to this
Will update more when I can. Need to buy a camera (killed my old one) so I can show you all photos.
Adam

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