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Random shite in my day
In light of me being relatively intoxicated (in a foreign country no less), I have these words of wisdom:
1. Watch this clip … -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQ25-glGRzI ….. this girl is faaarking hot!
2. I want this car (heck, i think i’m going to buy it!) -> Uhhuh
3. I have roped my idiot mates into mutual shaving (no, there’s no way of politely saying that!) ….. So for us boys it’s the crack, back and sack… for the girls, it’s brazillian all the way!
3. 5 – The day for this monumentous occassion is the 26th of May …. i’ll let you know the results (but promise no photos!) shortly thereafter!
4. You can buy 1.2 litre bottles of alcohol in the UK at the supermarket for fuck-all….
5. I think i’m in love
Adam
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See this is the interesting thing
ed’s note: … this blog was inspired by this post -> http://theantilogy.blogspot.com/2007/05/death-tends-to-put-things-into_02.html
I’m a cock people…… There’s nicer ways I could say this, there are ways that I could pepper it, things I could say to cover up my behaviour at times and certainly I could straight out lie to you.
But here’s the thing, it’s the truth.
So now that we’ve clarified on that, let’s look at the reality of my world……
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Multiplied by 2.35
Faaark me!
Everything in the UK is multiplied by 2.35…
Spend money, it costs you 2.35 times as much (which terrifies me when it comes to food and hotel bills)
Buy alcohol, and you get 2.35 times as much (holy shit, i’ve just knocked by 4 Long Island Ice Teas and I have no fucking idea if any of this is even making sense!) [standard LIIT... 250 mils of grog... weeeeeeee!]
Go to the local supermarket, you can buy 2.35 times as much (I just bought my first batch of alcohol at 7-11…… even kept the receipt, woohoo!)
…..
I don’t know if i’m in heaven or hell folks
Adam
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Bowling For Soup – High School Never Ends
wait wait wait!!! – Click -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6GDioOjmLA for the YouTube video!
ed: And while you’re at it…. Click -> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tb2qATROGKQ for ’1985′ …. great stuff!
Classic line(s)…
The whole damn world is just as obsessed
With who’s the best dressed and who’s having sex
Who’s in the club and who’s on the drugs
Who’s throwing up before they digest
hehehe…
Meanwhile….
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Beyonce – Naughty Girl
Now you all know that i’m a fan of ‘the girls’ as opposed to ‘the trunk’ … but damn, this girl does it so.damn.well, how could you not get hot when she sings….
*sigh*
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The UK – Everything you ever cared about.. (ok, maybe just me)
1. I’m fucking inspired. 5 seconds after I landed here I just knew that this will not be my last trip. Europe went from ‘drunken talk at pub few weeks ago about 6 weeks holiday’ to ‘hell yes, i’m in, 6 weeks, bring it the fuck on!’
2. UK women have *awesome* racks… god fucking help me they’re blessed m’dears!
3. Even Lucy has something to be concerned about …
4. Really.. …. great racks
5. Definitely get the culture burn in Reading (small-ish comparatively). Looking forward to Manchester to get a real feel for the UK. Have decided against exploring London, not fair to try to cram it in, will be back on my holidays when I return.
6. You thought Sydney was expensive. HA! You ain’t got nothin’ over here…
Loving all your work
A
p.s – Mel, i’m sorry darling, i’m seeing your e-mail and I need to reply. Just wanted you to know you’re special enough that i’ll mention you on the website because i.feel.guilty!
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