5 Sizes

Posted by Adam on May 31st 2006 to Uncategorized

I have dropped 5 sizes of Jeans. I now wear a 38L.

And I have a two pack (the other 4 ripples are coming, I promise!)

Unfuckingbelievable.

Adam

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Canberra (not just for Porn!)

Posted by Adam on May 07th 2006 to Uncategorized

The visit to our nations capital is always one to be cherished, combining all those things near and dear to me (porn, politics and fucking cold weather)…. [ok, so maybe not the cold weather or the politics... but one out of three ain't bad!]

Off (again) for work and more sites that complain enough that they justify my magnificent presence*, I got the absolute pleasure of spending another week away from my better half, stuck (mainly in a car) with my senior engineer (ugliest man alive, pain in the ass really).

Minutes of fun I tell you!

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The reason for this post is not to share that I went to Canberra.. no-siree.. it’s to tell you about the free shirts that I so elegantly maninpulated through sheer charm, perseverence, wining, dining and some gracious tipping thanks to the company AMEX … (oh, and 3kg’s of steak in 5 days)…. The deal was signed at Hogs Breath, which very famously states that they have the answers to the questions (i’m sure you’re just as curious as I am what some of the answers are…. well wait for it..)

One of the answers to the questions is: “No, you can’t have a free T-Shirt”….

Now for those of you who know me, it’s not easy convincing me that there isn’t something as free beer, lunch, or girls prepared to take their clothes off (hey, just look at the girls gone wild series, it’s not my doing!). So over 5 states (yes, we ate a lot of hogs breath while on tour around the frickin’ country) I have worked, cajoled, schmoozed, wined, dined and otherwise attempted to work my way into a couple of free shirts.

Success has been a little on the thin side, perserverence though has been right up there on the head of my priority list.

And so, on this second-last journey that I take around the country (for this migraiton at least), I was able to convince one of the young staff that we could (in fact) eat there 5 days in a row, and if we were to, we could have free shirts…..

5 days huh…. free shirts huh…..

Easy.

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I now hold in my hands (ok, it’s sitting beside me because typing with one hand would just suck) 1 Large Black Hogs Breath Shirt. Free.

Just remember kids: “No, you can’t have a free T-Shirt”

Loving all your work
Adam

* God help me that I ever become important in this world!

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