For anyone who has read this site over the past 3 years will know that tonight, is Cocktail night. Breaking free from the tradition of silent nights and quiet introspection, my family (and closest friends) get hardcore on the cans.
And Cocktails are the drink of the day.
It’s 20:30 so we’re about 3.5 hours into the nights festivities, and as you can see my typing skills are more limited than my usual 80 WPM, but no so bad that it’s impossible to understand wtf i’m writing (don’t worry, future posts will indicate my level of alcohol intoxication)
So far i’m officially up to 30 shots (vibrators, CSC’s and QF’s) and about 10 Rum and Cokes. Not a bad start to the night. For the rest of the night we’ll continue onto Daquiri’s, more shots and a full bottle of rum. And tomorrow I have to spend an entire day at the movies. Possibly a good hangover cure, possible a way to keep quiet whilst I head to the toilet every 18 minutes to bring up breakfast.
For those who messaged me today, Thankyou. For those that didn’t, I still love you anyway. And for those who know how to drink, we salute you!.
Adam
