hahahaha, love it 
Good to go!
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[Khabi] Night. Don’t let the bed bug bite.
[Groverton] Bed bug?
[Khabi] Yeah, there’s just one, but he’s FUCKING HUGE!
[MacMantis] oh christ. a friend of mine just got another of his mothers world breaking text messages.
[MacMantis] ‘GDAD DIED 5AM -MUMX’
[MacMantis] I honestly do wonder what is wrong with the woman.
UltimateGuidoAnchovy: Livejournal recently realized that it could save bandwidth by eliminating all mood emoticons but “angsty”.
anotlwonk: I have a whole bunch of web designs and no one to give them to
crazyc0der: i smell an emo song brewing
The Great Ookami: you mad with me pup?
Kyouto Hasuki: i dont think so
Kyouto Hasuki: lemme check my log
[Kira] Tuesday was Groundhog Day and the State of the Union Address. As Air America Radio pointed out, it is an ironic juxtaposition: one involves a meaningless ritual in which we look to a creature of little intelligence for prognostication and the other involves a groundhog.
[Stryyp] im never stopping for small animals crossing the road again
[Stryyp] i hit on the brakes and almost wrecked.
[Stryyp] the little bastard sits there and stares at me for a minute, then continues to cross the road
[Stryyp] and out of nowhere a truck comes from the other direction and pancakes the sucker
[Insomniak] ow owow
[Insomniak] ow
[Insomniak] i hit myself in the nuts playing air guitar
[Insomniak] again
[nxn] darwin is hard at work
[Korras] friendship among women: one doesn’t come home one night, and tells her bf that she spent the night with a female friend of hers. bf calls 10 of her friends, and none know a thing.
[Korras] friendship amongst men: same thing happens. man says he spent the night at a friends place. gf calls 10 of his friends. 8 confirm he has been there, and the two others say he’s still there.
[Ashpool] I have offically reached full bachelorhood. Use a plate…then chuck it out.
[SirPNut] sif need plate.. eat it straight from the frypan
[@Agg] plate? pfft, amateur. when you eat directly off the table, magazines, chairs, etc..
[SirPNut] then throw the frypan out
[@aftahours] cook everything in the one pot, drain the pot then eat outta the pot tastes better that way
[@Agg] or with my cooking, pour the food out of the pot and eat the pot, it’s more tasty
[Sefy] Dude, if the FBI ever came to my door
[Sefy] Im just gonna put in my other harddrive and boot in ME
[Sefy] Just so i look like a complete retard
