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January 14th, 2005

*** Topic in #doghouse is ‘Our hearts are extended to the 17 victims of the recent internet fraud’
* Anubis has joined #doghouse
[Anubis] what fraud?
[Kadmium] You haven’t heard about it?
[Anubis] no?
[Kadmium] You can read the full story at http://www.tubgirl.com
[Anubis] omg wtf!
*** Kadmium changes topic to ‘Our hearts are extended to the 18 victims of the recent internet fraud’

[Puffx0r] how cheap is my family?
[Puffx0r] we’re about to go test-drive a car so we can get a free shrek 2 dvd.

*** _Melody_ has been kicked off channel #unix by Snooze (it’s your wedding night, get off irc)
*** _Melody_ (melody@ignite.blackened.net) has joined channel #unix
[_Melody_] oh
[_Melody_] we already had the sex

KeithX: Yes, firefox is indeed greater than women.
Keithx: Can women block pop ups for you? No.
Keithx: Can Firefox show you naked women? Yes.

gamemastax: you know how my parents are divorced right?
DrJerad: yeah
gamemastax: Well I just had a talk with my mom.
gamemastax: i told her i didn’t want to live with her anymore
gamemastax: she started crying
DrJerad: Why did you tell her that?
gamemastax: because I don’t want to?
DrJerad: Why not?
gamemastax: because her computer only has 64 mb of RAM
gamemastax: and that’s just not enough to run world of warcraft smoothly

[Rambo] Have you guys heard about the latest pirate film?
[Rambo] It’s rated Arrrr
[Nurple] Rambo, please die

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  1. Jasey
    January 16th, 2005 at 12:38 | #1

    G’Day kiddies, I’m back! Who missed me? Lookin on here, seems, I have’nt missed much :(

  2. Mel
    January 17th, 2005 at 10:18 | #2

    Hey Jase, I missed ya but I’m with you, not much going on here at the moment… Hope all good with you. Mel

  3. Jasey
    January 17th, 2005 at 23:11 | #3

    Thanks Mel! Now…Adam, get your hands out of your pants, and fuckin write something…..you know that we live to hear whats happening in the land of ADAM…and for some of us, if we dont hear something substantial from you soon…..life just wont be able to go on……:(

  4. January 18th, 2005 at 10:21 | #4

    Yeah sorry dude. And I know I haven’t responded to both your SMS’s and that makes me a total bastard!!

    And yes, I love you to man :)

    A

  5. Jasey
    January 18th, 2005 at 11:48 | #5

    Yes, yes it does………:)

  6. Mel
    January 19th, 2005 at 10:44 | #6

    Adam I’m with Jase, Out lives seem so mundain and ordinary compared to your’s! We need regular updates! I might start to sms Jase more often, he actually writes back… Hear from you soon… we hope.

  7. Jasey
    January 20th, 2005 at 10:00 | #7

    Mel, you forget, we are not worthy of reply’s – we are not fortunate to be blessed with the 10E’s. :(

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