bash.org lineup #2
[Elysium] I think I need to watch some porn for luck
[gNaRKiLL] doesnt work
[gNaRKiLL] id be the luckiest fucker alive
[gNaRKiLL] id shit leprachauns
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[nntndgrl] wanna cyber?
[nntndgrl] what do you have on right now?
[ghalath] Umm.. MSN, mIRC and Winamp, why?
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mygoth2000: so..how long does it take you to get over a girl?
: i dunno…depends on how big she is
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[Alluvium] They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows. :p
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[eddo] What’s the job application to Hooters?
[eddo] They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out?
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[wecell] new apples look fairly interesting, but i’d hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
[DigDug] wecell : What are you using right now?
[wecell] i’ve always used windows machines.
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[TOZTWO] I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights……
[TOZTWO] Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can’t find her undies…….
[TOZTWO] But she finds my undies next to the bed.
[TOZTWO] Guess whose undies I’m wearing?
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[EM[mMF]] man
[EM[mMF]] unix manuals would be so much cooler
[EM[mMF]] if they had porn in them
[EM[mMF]] like “Basics of the Bash Shell”
[EM[mMF]] [LESBIAN PORN]
[EM[mMF]] i’d read that shit
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