Am I that guy who’s ‘never happy’ … I mean I know I don’t like to settle…….
So I was in a video conference last week, wanking off about some system that’s causing us dramas, at which stage we finally got to the point.
To air my satisfaction with the group, I (jokingly) said ‘Yippee Kay-Ay’ [a-la Bruce style..], and people jumped up ‘Oh crap, Adam’s not happy about this, or not happy about that’, to which someone in the room says …..
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‘Ahh, that’s OK, he’s never happy about anything’
*ZING*!
Never happy about anything…
Is this true????.. Am I an eternal pessimist? Is my ‘win or die at all costs’ mentality may actually be seen as an overbearring, controlling psychopath that only gets his way?
Have my years of forced arguments and not-so-bared teeth made me the kind of person who isn’t cool, doesn’t relax and never has fun?
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Nah, fuck it. They’re all wrong.
A
*smile*
p.s - Jessica: Good move! …… and if he does have a small (ahem), package, you can always pull a Selma Blair/Sweetest Thing move and gaze at it like you may have met your saviour 
Loving all your work….
