A Jar of Worms
A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon. He put four worms into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cirgarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of semon. The fourth worm was put into a jar of good clean soil. At the conslusion of the sermon, the minister reported the following results, the first worm in alcohol- dead, the second worm in cigarette smoke – dead, the third worm in semen – dead, the fourth worm in g ood clean soil – alive. The minister asked the congregation – what can we learn from this demonstration? A little old woman in the back quickly raised her hand and said:
“As long as you drink, smoke and have sex you won’t have worms!”
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