What’s happening:
- Parents are leaving tomorrow
- I’m going to Melbourne
- Working on two projects (one awaiting approval)
That is all.. be back later for something (hopefully) a little more juicy for you.
Loving all your work
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I try to write what I feel, though rarely invest the time and energy to do anything more than think about it. Many things are coming to a head in my universe, and i’m going to need to make some drastic changes or it’s all just going to fall apart in a helpless mash.
So tomorrow I start (it’s 10pm on a Sunday, can’t exactly start now, can I ? 
)…. It’s never easy making decisions, but we make them because we have to, and I have to remember that I can’t just run away from something just because I don’t want it to be there.
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Weekend wasn’t too bad. Parents leave on Tue/Wed which means we’ll have the apartment back to ourselves. Now as much as I love having them around, it’s still just strange that they’re here, strange that I don’t have my keys and I almost feel like a prisoner in my own home.
But that’s not them, that’s just me being me.
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I promised myself that since my last job was a complete failure that every six months I would sit down and update my resume. This is both enlightening and cleansing in a positive and negative way.
Positive that you realise how far you’ve come and how much you’ve achieved. Negative is the realisation that it’s all incredible depressing because you clearly see how little you’re being paid for what you’re now achieving.
The moral quandry on the job front subsequently continues.
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Bored? Go here….
That is all..
Loving all your work
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[Elysium] I think I need to watch some porn for luck
[gNaRKiLL] doesnt work
[gNaRKiLL] id be the luckiest fucker alive
[gNaRKiLL] id shit leprachauns
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[nntndgrl] wanna cyber?
[nntndgrl] what do you have on right now?
[ghalath] Umm.. MSN, mIRC and Winamp, why?
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mygoth2000: so..how long does it take you to get over a girl?
: i dunno…depends on how big she is
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[Alluvium] They say if you play a Microsoft CD backwards, you hear satanic messages. Thats nothing, cause if you play it forwards, it installs Windows. :p
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[eddo] What’s the job application to Hooters?
[eddo] They just give you a bra and say: Here, fill this out?
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[wecell] new apples look fairly interesting, but i’d hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
[DigDug] wecell : What are you using right now?
[wecell] i’ve always used windows machines.
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[TOZTWO] I was kinda shy, and still am, so right after sex, I started getting dressed before she could turn on the lights……
[TOZTWO] Well, she turns the light on, and I have my clothes on already, and she can’t find her undies…….
[TOZTWO] But she finds my undies next to the bed.
[TOZTWO] Guess whose undies I’m wearing?
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[EM[mMF]] man
[EM[mMF]] unix manuals would be so much cooler
[EM[mMF]] if they had porn in them
[EM[mMF]] like “Basics of the Bash Shell”
[EM[mMF]] [LESBIAN PORN]
[EM[mMF]] i’d read that shit
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*sigh*…. The past few days has seen an abundance of well delivered,
business-discrete, slightly-overt and just plain ‘out-there’ cleavage
….. and my parents are visiting….
*sigh*
So damn you… All you beautiful women and you’re great cleavage and
great asses.
Damn you all…
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This is what you get when you do a day of ‘management’ training… still laughed at it though
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Say something, say something, say something….
Parents are on visit, life is keeping me busy and i’m generally happy overall, though experiencing days of desire to poke my eye out with a fork over petty battles which some people feel they need to engage me on.
It’s just the feeling that things aren’t moving as fast as i’d like (professionally that is.., personally i’m relaxing a whole lot more), and I realise now that I really just need to get paid more money.
I’m doing the work, putting in the hard yards and generally working my arse off but seeing none of the benefits.
One project has been pushed back, this means the second (and more and mportant) will probably roll over unceremoniously in the new year, *sigh*….. Let’s just hope we see a pay rise before then or I really will be doing a basic instinct on all my bosses.
Poor Miss Eve is not getting any love… of any kind… please go and visit her page and send her some love (some casual sex offers will probably not go astray either )….
Meanwhile we’re still catching up, though our attempts to actually hang out outside of the work environment has proved absolutely impossible.
I’m guessing we’ll catch up for a movie sometime around 2042…
Speaking of movies and soforth, went and wasted $12 of my hard-earned
cash and saw this
P.O.S …. funnily enough the americans rate it an average of 7.2 out of 10…. hmmmmm…..
Doogie Howser sells his soul for a cheap movie, hang gliding, stoner moments and the ultimate prize of $250 worth of burgers purchased by a miserable ex-tv star.
Welcome to my life 
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I love Sydney because…?
??
* You can make over $100,000 per year and still can’t afford a house.
* You never bother looking at the train timetable because you know the drivers have never seen it either.
* You order organic fruit and vegetables on-line, but eat out every night anyway.
* You spend more money on your coffee machine than on your washing machine.
* You spend $400+ per week for your room in an apartment with stunning harbour and beach views and European appliances; and spend a total of forty hours a week there, of which thirty-seven are spent sleeping.
* You contemplate calling a taxi from your home to where you managed to park your car the night before.
* You spend thirty minutes in a traffic jam next to a car that has more power going to its speakers than its wheels.
* You know everyone’s e-mail and mobile number but not their last name or home address.
* Your taxi driver was a micro-surgeon before he migrated to Australia.
* You can’t remember… is dope illegal?
* You have a very strong opinion on where your coffee beans are grown, and can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
* A really great parking space can move you to tears.
* You are genuinely surprised when you meet someone who was actually born in Sydney.
* Your hairdresser is straight; your plumber is gay, and your Avon lady is a drag queen.
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Because i’m a nerd you should all go here and get the new Google Desktop search utility.
I’ve waited for it to index for a while, and it’s very, *very* nice.
Something to ‘google’ all my outlook, word, powerpoint, excel documents at once. I’m officially in heaven!
Loving all your work.
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Am I that guy who’s ‘never happy’ … I mean I know I don’t like to settle…….
So I was in a video conference last week, wanking off about some system that’s causing us dramas, at which stage we finally got to the point.
To air my satisfaction with the group, I (jokingly) said ‘Yippee Kay-Ay’ [a-la Bruce style..], and people jumped up ‘Oh crap, Adam’s not happy about this, or not happy about that’, to which someone in the room says …..
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‘Ahh, that’s OK, he’s never happy about anything’
*ZING*!
Never happy about anything…
Is this true????.. Am I an eternal pessimist? Is my ‘win or die at all costs’ mentality may actually be seen as an overbearring, controlling psychopath that only gets his way?
Have my years of forced arguments and not-so-bared teeth made me the kind of person who isn’t cool, doesn’t relax and never has fun?
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Nah, fuck it. They’re all wrong.
A
*smile*
p.s – Jessica: Good move! …… and if he does have a small (ahem), package, you can always pull a Selma Blair/Sweetest Thing move and gaze at it like you may have met your saviour
Loving all your work….
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