30
Sep
God help me…. 
What’s a pirates second favourite mode of transportation?
A CARRGGHH!
What’s a pirates first favorite mode of transportation?
A ship. Duh.
What disease do pirates dread most?
SARRRRRRRRRS
What are the pirate’s favourite instruments?
HAARRP and GUITAARRGH. (and trombone)
What’s the pirate say when he screws up?
DAAAARN
What does the pirate say when he hears these jokes?
HAARRRDY HARR HARR
Make it stop please god make it stop!
NEVAARRRGGGHHHH
