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Pirate Jokes

September 30th, 2004

God help me…. :)

What’s a pirates second favourite mode of transportation?
A CARRGGHH!

What’s a pirates first favorite mode of transportation?
A ship. Duh.

What disease do pirates dread most?
SARRRRRRRRRS

What are the pirate’s favourite instruments?
HAARRP and GUITAARRGH. (and trombone)

What’s the pirate say when he screws up?
DAAAARN

What does the pirate say when he hears these jokes?
HAARRRDY HARR HARR

Make it stop please god make it stop!
NEVAARRRGGGHHHH

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