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This from my adorable significant other.
How could you not fall in love with someone who’d send me this
—

Women are like apples on trees: the best ones are at the top of the
tree. Most men don’t want to reach for the good ones because they are
afraid of falling and getting hurt. Instead, they just get the rotten
apples from the ground that aren’t as good, but easy……. So some
apples at the top think something is wrong with them, when in reality,
they’re amazing. They just have to wait for the right man to come along-
the one who’s brave enough to climb all the way to the top of the tree.”

And remember …

Men are like a fine wine.

They start out as grapes, and it’s up to women to stomp the crap out of
them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with.