Friday Afternoon Humor
Hi i’m Snotty Bubblechunks… Who the hell are you?
Follow the instructions to find your
new name. Once you have your new name, put it in the Subject
box and forward it to friends and family. Don’t forget to
forward it back to the person who sent it to you, so they know you
participated.
The following in an excerpt from a children’s book,
“Captain Underpants and the Perilous Plot of Professor
Poopypants” by Dave Pilkey. The evil Professor forces everyone
to assume new names..
Use the third letter of your first name to determine your new first name:
a = poopsie b = lumpy
c = buttercup d = gadget
e = crusty f = greasy
g = fluffy h = cheeseball
i = chim-chim j = stinky
k = flunky l = boobie
m = pinky n = zippy
o = goober p = doofus
q = slimy r = loopy
s = snotty t = tootie
u = dorkey v = squeezit
w = oprah x = skipper
y = dinky z = zsa-zsa
Use the second letter of your last name to determine the
firsthalf of your new last name:
a = apple b = toilet
c = giggle d = burger
e = girdle f = barf
g = lizard h = waffle
i = cootie j = monkey
k = potty l = liver
m = banana n = rhino
o = bubble p = hamster
q = toad r = gizzard
s = pizza t = gerbil
u = chicken v = pickle
w = chuckle x = tofu
y = gorilla z = stinker
Use the fourth letter of your last name to determine the
second half of your new last name:
a = head b = mouth
c = face d = nose
e = tush f = breath
g = pants h = shorts
i = lips j = honker
k = butt l = brain
m = tushie n = chunks
o = hiney p = biscuits
q = toes r = buns
s = fanny t = sniffer
u = sprinkles v = kisser
w = squirt x = humperdinck
y = brains z = juice
Uncategorized
As best as I can (with such a short last name) .. i’m Poopsie Bubblebrains
Snotty Cootie-Nose =/