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Hey Bitches! Now Listen to this shit!!

April 2nd, 2004

My name is Jaswannie! I may have one or two issues with some people, somewhere in the world, who may or may not have had issues with the “Joy Boy”! OK, Where da’ fuck do we begin? If da’ shit goin down, am, quite sure I’ve known about it, maybe not straight away but definately within 10mins……

Alrighty, If your mama fucked a goanna, what would you have??? Probably, the most trustworthy, loyal friend you could ever wish for…..unfortunately some cum-stain’s within these great brown lands…………… don’t understand realistic quality when they have the privledge of meeting it – face-to-face! When he talks like Bert Newton – on speed, ok am feelin slight sympathy….. lol
Otherwise, if you reading this post and you pissed off! You don’t know me, you don’t know “Joy Boy” and maybe you would be more comfortable havin’ a chat with Jesus’s anal beads………..hence, would be a great sign of the local “bitch/slut” – fest attitude gettin around in da’ past year………Might, maybe get to the point right-about soon……….This lad is for keeps! He bleed’s just like everybody else (so do energiser bunny’s!). He hurts like everybody else….only difference to some others is a little compassion…(why else would he fuck you?), a little maturity (ok, sometimes !) Most of all, it’s all about da’ loyalty…….. you fuck with him…you piss him off! You fuck with him twice……..hell, you best start fuckin runnin! Am tired of him being stressed because of spaggetti-lickin’ wannabe’s! Maybe not a prob for that much longer……..but hey, just givin’ da’ heads up!
Da’ warning has set……………feel free to test da’ waters………..am daring you!!!!!

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  1. April 2nd, 2004 at 08:07 | #1

    Ah Jaswannie, your eloquence gives me shivers sometimes.

    We’ve missed you, you big queen.

    Definitely agree with the sentiments though.

  2. April 2nd, 2004 at 08:22 | #2

    I thought I was hip with the lingo…. but I guess not.

    I’ve known “Joy Boy” for a great many years, shared quite alot of intoxicating beverages and supported his idea to wear suits to our last flipping-burgers-could-hardly-be-called-work christmas party… and I still have no idea what Jaswannie is on about….

    I undertood goanna, Mum, and Bert Newton… Mother told me we were never to speak of it again, so I’m not sure how you found out about it..

  3. April 2nd, 2004 at 12:21 | #3

    hot damn we were drunk last night.. you should see us this morning… couple of bitches in the sea we are :)

    Adam

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