When one is bored and
When one is bored and without motivation, work appears to be the only answer.
This has been my life since my return from holidays. Work to avoid boredom, work to pass time and work because it’s the most enjoyable thing I can imagine…… I’m really losing it when work is something that I want to be doing folks.
Subsequently, my employer must love me at this point in time. I am dragging my work colleagues on a one-man festivus of upgrades, minor tweaks and serious overhauls, but the end results are far more beneficial in the long term.
I’m almost happy with how everything is running 
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The above was written about 12 hours ago, when I should have been posting so you guys get to read more of my useless tripe. However that work thing caused me to be overloaded and here I am now posting to you at 2 in the morning…
Things:
- I have just done a complete overhaul of my wardrobes and chucked out a wheelie-bins contents of crap
- I also found where that mysterious smell in my cupboards was coming from.. i’m not sharing the details
- I now feel considerably lighter, though in 5.5 hours i’m going to feel just like crap … 
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Would anyone like a (slightly used but never abused) porn collection?
So this is a serious one. What is the traditional method with this stuff. Chuck it in the bin, offer it to the lonely neighbours. Who knows the trouble I could get myself into over this one.
Anyhow, it was bought when I was back in my young, experimental, pre-adsl-internet years…. and it’s just sitting there collecting dust.
First thoughts were to donate it with the other goods at the local St Vincent Depaul, but on second thoughts I don’t want too many of the old tickers going off the charts from either blood clots, or just plain loss of blood.
So, if anyone is seriously gutsy, you can e-mail me and i’ll post them to you (well, you have to pay the postage) … otherwise they’ll probably find themselves on some street corner where a local teenager can have his wildest dreams fulfilled
p.s – unlike in the True Porn Clerk stories I did not leave any disgusting mess on the tapes…. (that’s just gross)
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And for my next act, i’ll be showing up to work naked.
Well if this rain doesn’t cut out in the next day, i’m all out of the ten (or so) business shirts that I posses. As I am well aware, I’m usually away more weekends than most, so I come with a fully stocked business-attired wardrobe for extended breaks, weekends away or just general laziness.
(as a side note, this was particularly useful when I first broke up with the girl, 2 weeks of not worrying about pesky items like ironing allows plenty of time to feel sorry for ones’ self)
That’s it folks. Other than that there’s even more boring crap like:
- The 200 metre swim that nearly killed me
- Why I didn’t phone Eve back last night
- I need to write something to Jessica for her mention of me on her website
Loving all your work, though not impressed with the hour…
Adam
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