- I’ve been asked to swear less. I’ve been swearing less in general, but now I need to make a more concerted effort at work as well (in the lunchroom to be precise)
- I like swearing but don’t like the volume of my (foul) language
- I learnt way too much about periods, menstrual cycles and other bodily functions as a young teenager. Growing up with a swag of female horseriders will do this to you. Of course they know far too much about morning wood, the blue balls sydnrome and what’s it’s like to ride horse bareback when you’re a guy (or at least how contorted my face gets when undertaking aformentioned activity)
- What do you do with a drunken sailor?
- Why haven’t I received any e-mails today?
- Why can’t I get these last minor issues resolved so that i’m perfectly happy with the site layout….
- Why do I know that as soon as they are resolved i’ll find something else (equally difficult) to take up the next six months of my life….
- Why is Eve so cruel….
- Oh, hang on, I know why.. because she’s tetchy and not getting any *snigger* 
- Love ya’ babe
