Dan, in his infinite wisdom, decides that a 1:30pm start time for our latest farciacal drinking session is appropriate due to the Christmas-break we’re all enjoying.
“It’s all about pacing yourself” he duly informs us…..
Problem with pacing yourself is that you find yourself ‘mellowing out’ after about 4.5 hours of drinking time. Insert one gorgeous 45kg woman announcing to the group ‘it’s time to start drinking tequila!’ ……. hmmmmmm
Several rounds later and the party has definitely hotted up, and we’re no longer in that mellow stage that we’ve all become accostmed to. Points of note when drinking tequila at a pub:
- Everyone moves out of your way.. particularly when it’s not 3am and you’re not staggering…. I think the disbelief lies in the fact that of our stupidity of drinking such a foul substance at some ridiculously early time in the day
- You’re officially smarter after a couple of Tequila’s, capable of offering advice on a menagerie of topics, if only you have the time to ask
- One should never been in ear-shot of ex’s when drinking Tequila, as this advice invariably starts to stretch on ‘why we broke up’
- The bar staff will remember you… from a distance… this may relate back to the aformentioned earlier remarks on timing and beverage choice
- ‘Slowing down’ after a binge on Tequila usually invovles going back to ‘jugs’ or ‘pints’ of Vodka-based sprits as that Tequila “is starting to lineball us man…”
Matt and Dan’s new housemate also arrived later in the evening, and we were (thankfully) all doing rather well on the intoxication levels (though i’m well aware that the pungent smell of tequila was literally oozing from my pores at this stage), and managed to score a lift home (more drinking money!)……
All in all not a bad little night….
