Wishes for Christmas
* That Adam stop harassing me to post here, I have nothing to say, being a girl though I will try.
* That someone would buy me a genuine Hermes Birkin bag, red or black please.
* That Adam would get laid or just a blow job, anything really.
* That I come back from holidays as brown as a mocca coffee, minus the skin cancer.
* That my sister get over being heartbroken by the Dr. After all he is an arrogant wanker.
* That I get to see Adam more this year.
* That I don’t have to spend one more day on reception.
* That I don’t fuck up at uni and I become an awesome kick-arse lawyer who doesn’t take people up the arse for money.
* That Dr Harry comes and visits my cat Lily, she’s got problems.
* That I actually start my Christmas shopping tonight so I don’t end up having a panic attack in some shopping centre on Christmas Eve, again.
* That I get to see all my family i want to see and none that I don’t.
* That Adam would stop being such a tight arse and buy me the said Hermes bag, I mean honey it’s only $20,000.
* That wearing flat shoes didn’t automatically make you feel all lesbiany and dwarf-like.
That is all, I don’t think thats too much to ask.
Oh, and
* World peace, that would be kinda cool. First step take down George Dubya, appoint Michael Moore.
Now, that is definitely all.
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