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I’m not sure that there is every going to be enough time for Matt and I to recount all of Adams foolishness…. Come to think of it we have plenty of our own foolishness, but its now fun telling people about your own boneheadedness (I don’t care if thats not a word.. it is now).

I still can’t view this page properly at work… but I can post… Hopefully I can read some of the comments ont he weekend, I’m sure I’ll find something interesting for me to pass judgment on, expediting my transition to the depths of hell.

When I started typing I had a point… But I lost it….
Hmmm bacon and egg muffins are done, where’s that coffee making thingo!

And I just got home… wish I could say it was from work (though I was there until midnight)…. Tonight I think I witnessed everything one person could expect to witness in a decent segment of a lifetime… but funnily enough, this town just keeps throwing suprises my way….

Part of me wants to just spew forth all this shit that i’ve heard/seen/understood tonight, another part of me thinks to hold back and be wary of my prose. When one realises their site is actually attracting visitors, do they continue to flaunt the intimate details of their life, or do they shutdown, remove the personality and encourage organised chaos that is most group blogs.

Some of those closest to me have noticed a significant change in my writing style, and the comments are not always complimentary. More want to see the raw segment of me, the real Adam, which very few ever get the opportunity to witness.

What can I say. I’m still at work (again) and should have been home 2hrs ago. Why? some may ask, who gives a shit others may comment.. well each to their own. Problems with End of Day shutdowns have held up my going home time. This is good and bad. At the moment I really don’t care that much as I’m emailing a friend of mine who makes me /smile, and she is keeping me entertained enough that I don’t think about THE FACT THAT I’M STILL AT FUCKING WORK!!! ahem.

Its bad, because sleep right now would be lovely… If I had chug’d down a red bull at some point tonight I would be keen as beans to stay up, but as I am without red bull the desire to sleep is catching up.

Its good because now I get more Toil, and more toil means I get to go home or have a day off at some point in the future. Due to the fact that 3 out of 4 of the voices say its ok for me to be awake at this time I can handle getting time off in the future.

w00t. The last log entries I have been waiting for have arrived and that means hometime for this Matthew.

May post later re Adam and his foolishness… but then thats just Adam.
Matt signing out.

NEWS.com.au | X-rated Hilton at it again: report (November 20, 2003)

Well it certianly looks like Millsy got himself a winner here!

Rich… Gorgeous…. Has friends from the playboy mansion…

I ask, is there anything more to life?

So its past midnight. I’m still at work and looking at being here for at least another 30mins minimum. I’m not a workaholic, this is just the time my shift runs til. I’m not complaining either, because I actually like working night shifts, its peaceful. I just thought it was a semi-decent opener to the post
Quoting Adam..Look I really don’t judge people based on their looks

I can actually vouch for this. Where I may come across as being superficial, Adam isn’t. Trust me on this (and this isn’t to dis Adam, its just fact) I’ve seen a few of his ex’s and believe me, this boy doesn’t go after girls for their looks alone. That isn’t to say he hasn’t dated girls that I consider good looking though. But what are looks? What one person finds attractive another doesn’t. I’m sure Adam may have thought one or two of my girlfriends were unattractive and with the exception of 1 I woul totally disagree with him. That 1 being a girl that while I found her attractive she just didn’t sit right with Adam and that would probably be his reasoning. But I digress. I may give him shit about some of the girls he dates, but he should understand (and I’m sure he does understand) that my opinion is just that. My opinion. If he likes the girl he will continue dating her. And vice versa for myself. I don’t know where I’m going with this to be totally honest but the flow is there and I’m tired.. Besides, I can post here and I can ramble if I wish right?

Yay, I think one of the backups have completed. Time is passing nicely, just the way I planned it. ramble ramble ramble…..

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I can’t breathe in this thing.

COL SANDURZ
We’re approaching Planet Druidia, sir.

DARK HELMET
Good. I’ll call Spaceball City, and notify President Skroob immediately.

RICO
I already called him, sir. He knows everything.

DARK HELMET
What? You went over my helmet?

RICO
Well, not exactly over it, sir. More on the side. I’ll always call you first. It’ll never happen again. Never, ever!

DARK HELMET
(puts on Schwartz ring)

RICO
Oh shit! No, no, no, no, no, please, no, no, please, no, not that. (covers his neck)

DARK HELMET
(pulls mask down)
Yes. That. (shoots a green ray at Rico’s crotch)

RICO
Whaoooooooo! Owwwwwwwwww!

Spaceballs is a wonderful movie isn’t it? I must thank Wonton for bringing this up. Many top quotes in that movie.

THATS A HUGE BITCH!!

So here I am just randomly quoting. Obviously I have nothing better to do. I knew I should have brought a book into work tonight.

So I’m looking forward to coming to work on Thursday because after that I have 6 days off. I love the way my roster works out sometimes. Excellent (think Mr Burns)

Off on a tangent we go

I wonder if a helpdesk type operation would discriminate against a person with Turets Syndrome. Not to be mean and heartless, but could you imagine how god damn funny it would be to work with someone who had Turets in a helpdesk or call centre. Dead set I don’t think I would stop laughing the whole time. Just to grab the recording that was taken for that call and listen to the customers reaction at the person swearing at them. I’m guessing they probably would discriminate.. but it is amusing to think about. Don’t even try and tell me that you don’t, in some dark and evil part of your soul, find that slightly amusing to think about in some way.

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I knew it… you do.

I could run further with this, but I wouldn’t want Adam to get bombarded with hate mail or something of that nature. He knows I could run with it and Dan does to. Thats all that matters.

So half an hour has passed, and I’m still here. Yay for me. I’m about all typed out now, so till next time….

HOLY SHIT ITS BIGFOOT!!

A couple of things first…

- Dan: NFL …. (to the question about the photo of Rach…) …. [and yes, I do have photos of her!]
- Don’t like the title… ummm… that’s too bad.. think of something better and e-mail me.

So this is a two part post, first an answer to my own question.

I do all sorts of silly romantic things all the time for the girls I like, slipping into their office and leaving a present on their desk and disappearing dropping a favorite song on there desktop when they are having a bad day, plus heaps of other things. Ok now be aware that when I was in my 6 year relationship I wasn’t nearly as romantic as I could have been, ive been making up for this in a big way since then. So probably one that stands out was they day I proposed, I rang A up from work and told her to pack her bags we were going somewhere, didn’t tell her anything more than that, pack one of everything and she should be set. Drove down to this bed and breakfast down the coast to a B&B called Northridge have the most amazing dinner, we were the only ones there that weekend slipped into the spa which overlooks the gold coast, anyway I propose she says yes we have a great weekend. Here’s the kicker I didn’t get laid !! Should have seen that as a sign to come.

Part 2
Dans Poontang report for the weekend.
So I go out on Friday night to a friends birthday lots of booze plus Chinese food and karoke is an interesting mix. So this girl comes up to me and starts questioning me about the girl I slept with 2 weeks ago(they are friends) didn’t you like her, was she bad in bed etc etc, im like nah its just no spark so…Then she pulls out the line that all guys like to hear….

So Dan I hear your a great fuck !!

Guaranteed to bring a smile to any guys face Im like yeah I try my best so she goes and tells all the single girls at the party said information, Dan now has street cred things are going well. Now I didn’t get laid that night but the word is out and that’s all good for the upcoming Christmas party.

“Edited due to the fact i dont feel like sharing this part of my life with anyone else anymore”

Stay tuned for this weekends report of my adventures at the gym christmas party.

Oh and Rach i heard you are a total hottie, whats the chance of you posting a pic
Dan

Ok.. so that’s the most romantic thing you can do for a guy…. ironically enough a woman did that for me once…. and they were Crown Lagers…. *drool*

The beers were warm by the time we got back to them… that’s ok, there were fresh ones in the fridge….

But I digress already…..

(ed: The rest of this post disappeared… but who cares! .. I had a woman show up at the door, naked, and with fresh beer…. *sigh*)

So Dan wants to know what the most romantic thing we have done for a girl is? Hmmm.. would you consider not shaggin her in the ass for once romantic? Just joking, I don’t go there, its a one way street and I respect that law
I don’t know if it was the most romantic thing I have ever done but here goes.

I had the day off work and at some point during the day I get a call from my partner. She is having a bad day and is rather down/frustrated. So before she gets home I go down to my favourite florist (yes I have a favourite florist, how gay is that :P) anyway.. to continue. I buy her a large bunch of flowers (this in itself isn’t that uncommon as I usually buy my partner flowers or something to show my affection often) take them home and set them up in the bathroom. About 10 mins before she is due home I draw her a nice hot bath, open some wine so it can breathe and patiently await.

She gets home, I tell her to go take a bath and I will be in soon with some wine. She jumps in the bath, I give her wine and let her just lay there for a while. Afterwards I come in and wash her hair for her (making sure to give her a very thorough head massage). During her soaking time I have made dinner (once again not an uncommon occurance as I actually enjoy cooking). Dinner was presented to her when she was finished in the bath. Afterwards we watched some tele while I gave her a massage. She seemed to be rather relaxed and forgot all about her crap day at work.

And yes Dan, I got laid afterwards. Like I said, not sure if this is the most romantic, but its something that definately comes to mind.

Matt

I’m probably sounding a little too down in the dumps at this point, and subsequently I present to you these “upbeat” messages…

- I like green eggs and ham
- I found out what guano was after I watched Ace Ventura 2
- Funny shit

- Amazing (Warning: 18MB)

and finally…

Pimpin’ Hoes
Word up
A