I’ll just start off with,
I’ll just start off with, it’s a pleasure Dan. I was expecting to be offended and I almost was. All that talk of strippers and spit roasts, I can tell already you’re a charmer.
No numbers thank you, I’m a lady.
First of all I’m not going to give numbers, but I can safely say I’m not a nun but I’m not a skanky ho, you can make of that what you will. But considering I’m the lone girl poster on this site amongst the many gorgeous, charming men I wouldn’t give you an accurate number anyway. The two best responses when asked by a new boy is either ” There’s never been anyone before you”, or my favourite get his response, eg 15, and halve it and there’s your lucky number. Even in this progressive day and age women are still not supposed to have an equal amount of sexual partners. And boys you know it’s true.
Not tonight dear I have a headache.
How much is enough? After the initial, don’t get out of bed for weeks, phase I’m probably with the 3-5 times a week but it all depends. In summer, on hot nights, don’t come near me. With cold nights the exact opposite. Also depends on the person/relationship, there’s some people where not that you don’t connect, but just that the physical side isn’t the most important side of the relationship.
Monica Lewinsky school of BJ’s.
I see that the boys are having trouble with the whole bj not counted as serious sexual contact. Personally I’m of the Bill Clinton school of thought, ” I did not have sexual relations with that woman”. I completely agree, to me a blow job can either be a part of the sexual act or a stand alone act. By that same token just because a bj is given doesn’t mean sex is forthcoming, but the guy will always know that from the beginning.
A bj in the stand alone context is just a follow on of a pash and dash, fooling around without the one night stand. I can’t really explain it any further, some people find certain acts easier and less intimate. Some people view kissing someone as a highly intimate and exclusive act, others view it as a simple physical release. And anyway is a blow job more personal/intimate than a hand job because you’re in closer physical contact? And depending on the position if you’re not in eye contact with someone during sex doesn that make it less intimate?
Different strokes for different folks people.
Oh to clarify, the above paragraph refers to a single girls guide to bj’s, the rules obviously change with you have a partner where the act means all that much more, sorry if that confuses you.
Good girls fake it.
Here is an eternal truth….girls do fake it. I’m sorry if that hurts or if you’re in complete denial ” Not with me, little lady.”
Yeah no, we do. Simple answer is sometimes you couldn’t be bothered, sometimes you’re doing ok, but not great. Sometimes we’re with boys who honestly don’t care all that much. The main difference is that it takes longer and more work for a girl, we can’t help this we don’t necessarily like it, but thats the way it is. So next time think if you’re one of those guys who, though cares about their partner, doesn’t go the extra mile because it’s too much effort. Because it’s entirely possible you’re with one of the 50% of women who don’t achieve orgasm by sexual intercourse alone, enjoy that thought.
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