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Matt by the time you

November 3rd, 2003

Matt by the time you finish reading this blog you will hate me, I know that to be true.

Essentially I’m computer illiterate.

You know all the “for Dummies” instruction manuals? Yeah, well they’re too complicated for me. I only recently figured out what software and hardware actually was ( I wish I was kidding).

My monitor is known as the tv boxy thingy, and the only thing I use the hard drive/box for is to play my cds. The monitor/tv boxy thing is mainly used for somewhere I can put all my post-its reminding me of numbers and events.

Any problems with my computer, call Adam, if he can’t help, which he nearly always can. If not we have an outstanding support desk who I bother weekly because I tend to lock myself out of my computer on a regular basis.

I don’t bother with security, my password is the same thing for everything, or a variation on the theme. Our IT security guy hates me with a passion. Most of the files stored on my personal drive is either Vin Diesel/David Beckham powerpoint displays or the photos from Adams recent trip to Sydney.

I say on a daily basis that I hate computers, I know that the feeling is mutual.

I don’t ever try to fix any computer because I will fuck it up, guaranteed.

Anywho I just wanted to piss Matt off, now my Monday morning is complete.

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