Well i thought i might post on this since matt seems to think i might offend the female population
How boys can switch their emotions off so easily?
Well this is an easy one, we switch off to survive believe it or not guys do feel, but we are expected just to sort our crap out and get on with the job at hand. And frankly the best way to o this is take the focus away from the heart and back to the groin thats right ladies and gents best way to get over a relationship to the get your fuck on with someone new. (Got dumped by my fiance after 6 years, was depressed for a whole month until i got my fuck on, and praise the lord i was Born again) 
Boys and their toys
Hey i wont preach on this im the worst for this sort of thing but as the boys have said its similiar as to why girls buy things, we like shiney new toys to !!
Pet names for penises
Hmm never done this, ive joked about it “Have you met my mate Stanley” ” Stanley” “Like the power Drill” !! ;)….if you dont know the quote your missing out on a sad part of the 80’s
This one is not for me, it’s on the behalf of a girl I was speaking to today who was complaining that after sex all her boyfriend does is roll over and go to sleep
Hmm speaking for myself here, but i dont fall asleep generally im bouncing off the walls and its the girl begging me to let her sleep cause shes all shagged out. egh what can you do you ask… let em sleep for an hour while you stand on the balcony butt naked drinking a beer then come back and wake em up with a little oral lovin
Now just because a girl has breasts doesn’t mean that non eye contact while talking with her is cool
They have a magnetic quality about them, but then so does just about any part of a girls bod. Cant stop looking but try and make it a little less obvious 
Once again disregarding Adam and the boys, how boys can be good friends with another guy yet never have a conversation longer than 5 minutes that doesn’t involve, beer, chicks and sport. What do you actually talk about
Same as matt here i never forget those that have wronged me, i still remember every single bastard that owes me money and if i ever see them well it aint going to be pretty…..
Hanging onto the t-shirt you first got lucky in, the hat you got (insert favourite sporting guy) to autograph, I completely understand that. But wearing said ratty t-shirt/hat in public? Piece of advice, if you ever want to get laid again, leave the offending article of clothing at home or for drinking with the boys
I actually have one of these shirts well not the one i first got laid in, but the shirt has some serious mojo attached to it, it just happens to attract married women. hmmm im working on changing this
Fascination with video games
Easy answer males are competive in everything we do, if we cant beat another living human then a computer will have to do
The constant rearranging of yourself
If it dangles it will get in the way, its a law of nature.
Still on shoes
The female equivilant of boys and toys. Most women live by the motto, “She who dies with the most shoes WINS!!!”
Women who have never had an orgasm
Well i have a friend who refuses to let herself have an orgasm as she thinks it would intail giving to much of herself to someone else…..Me i say have as many as you can its not like your going to run out
Well there it is, My take on the world at large
