Australian ADSL Waltzing Matilda
My special tribue to Telstra’s Bigpond ADSL packages. Both expensive and unreliable!
Verse
Once a jolly Aussie
signed up A D S L
under the coercement
of an advertising spree
And he surfed on dial-up
as he waited for his sync to light
You’ll come a waltzing matilda with me….
Chorus
Waltzing Matilda,
my broadbands a killer,
we’ll tax your downloads, screw your email for free,
Ziggy laughed and rejoiced as we jumped into the Big Pond
you’ll come a Waltzing Matilda with me!
Verse
Down came the data rates to sto-op us from downloading
Up jumped the Aussie with his Excess bill u see
And he cried and he moaned as he morgated home
You’ll come a Walzing Matilda with me…
Chorus
Verse
Up rode the Ziggy mounted on his Directorship
Up rode the Minister, Not like-ly!!!
“Where’s that decent service affected by all that lag?”
You’ll come a-Waltzing Matilda with me….
Chorus
Verse
Up jumped the Aussie and churned from the Big Pond
“You’ll never con me again!!” said he
And his MP3′s may be heard as you past by that Big Pond
You’ll come a-waltzing Matilda with me….
Chorus
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