There is no spoon…
Ok… this is a last-minute-before-midnight post, but it has to be said..
I was speaking to a dear friend of mine, and she informs me that her boyfriend doesn’t spoon with her!
Atrocity! (I hear you all say in unison)….. Ok, to unnamed males (or females) who don’t spoon with your partners, this is *bad* *bad* karma!…. You gotta do the spoon….
If I have one regret about not being with someone, the (lack of) spoon would be the big one….. forget sex, forget romance, damm, the spoon in bed at night.. it’s comforting, it’s passionate and relaxing and lots of other things that i’m not going to list….
It’s the spoon!…..
Ok, i’m done now ranting… but surely, show some respect for your bedfellows’ habits, be kind, give them contact.. it’s important stuff kids…
“And that’s all I have to say about that….”
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