Now the way Adam tells it you’d think I’m an evil girl whose intentionally subjecting him to unnecessary teasing and pain. To which I will answer with true dat.
The complete answer though is that, yes I do like teasing Adam, it’s like taking candy from a baby, too easy yet highly satisfying. The other reason though is I have a theory that BB is not only a real physical ailment but there’s also certain quite uncomfortable and, yes, painful side effects. And Adam is just the boy to test this theory.
So Matt, Dan anyone who knows Adams weaknesses in regards to the “ladies” please click on the Eve’s webdiary link and let me know. That way it’s a thoroughly researched, informed and controlled experiment.
I’ll be updating on Adams blog of the changes over the coming days and maybe weeks and quite cruelly months to let you know if my theory is proved correct.
To any skanky hos out there who aim to prematurely end the experiment, be warned my nicknames are not Evil and Miss Sassy Kitten for nothing.
To the boys I offend with this study, rest assured Adams sacrifice is for the greater good of mankind, if proved correct in my wondering, I have no doubt scientist will market a drug to ensure the side effects are relieved and politicians may even push through legislation requiring anyone with this painful affliction to undergo certain physical remedies, hopefully by girls with soft, soft, tanned skin with great racks.
So Adam, good luck babe, think you’re going to need it.
